Just to be clear, peas don’t belong in guacamole

Just saw an article in the Times about the idea of putting peas in guacamole.  I was so shocked by the proposition that I had to write here on the website.   I know I’m a white guy born in Ohio and now lives in the Northeast, about the furthest one can get from the places where avocados are grown, but I DO KNOW that putting peas in guacamole is simply ridiculous. Peas have no business whatsoever being in guac. I don’t care what Sam Sifton thinks.  This will probably be the only thing EVER that President Obama, Jeb and I agree on.    The next thing you’re going to tell me is it is okay make a martini with vodka!